Rose Fest passes the buck ... to you

On the Town

What is it with this town, anyway? The 100th anniversary of Rose Festival, and they can't even come up with a proper grand marshal for the big parade? … Instead they're throwing it out for nominations from the community. … Of course, they could have gone the traditional route and picked someone of note - someone who would have made Portland's annual civic celebration more, rather than less, exciting. But no. … As a recent release from Rose Festival headquarters describes the new approach, community members can 'nominate a family member, neighbor, co-worker or themselves by submitting a 100-word essay on why that individual should be grand marshal.'… Now isn't that special, as the Church Lady used to say.

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The strange case of Terry DeGeorge, the Fairfield Hotel resident who got on the wrong end of a one-sided kicking match with the Portland Fire Bureau, continues to languish in the prosecutor's office. … Fire Commissioner Erik Sten, for one, would like to see the DA's office finish its job so the fire bureau can start its own inquiry into the troubling matter. … Instead, sources say, the DA's office is putting pressure on all parties to settle out of court.

Overheard in a New York post office… Clerk: 'Sir, you need to fill out a customs form for that.' Man: 'What? Why? This is in America.' Clerk: 'Sir, it's North America, but Oregon is not in the U.S.' Man: 'Yes, it is. It's in the Northwest.' Clerk: 'Really? Are you sure? Oh. …' Why, of course it's true. It came straight from a Web site called Overheard in New York. … Buck Munger, former publisher of Two Louies magazine, proudly notes that 'for the first time ever a band calling Portland home has the No. 1 album on Billboard's Top 200 album charts.' … Its name? Modest Mouse, an indie rock group that migrated here several years ago from Issaquah, Wash. … 'Until now, most of Portland's chart toppers' - don't you just love the way these guys talk? - 'have been singles.' … Like 'Santa Monica' by Everclear, which went to No. 1. Or, dare I say it, 'Louie, Louie' by the Kingsmen, which went to No. 2. … I know you wouldn't believe it, but some people actually think I go on too much about great moments in P-town history.

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Brian Ford, owner of the deli Ford's on 5th, may not be among the Old Town business owners completely sold on the current proposal to build a large public restroom in their neighborhood. … At a meeting last week conducted by PHLUSH, the organization behind the plan, Ford asked if the proposed johns might not just become a haven for drug users. Answered one of the women in charge: 'Well, at least we'll get it off the streets.' 'I see,' Ford says. … Before Wednesday night's show at Harvey's Comedy Club gets under way, emcee Ron Osborne advises the audience that the proceedings are being filmed - 'and by being here tonight you agree to allow us to use your image on 'Harvey's Comedy Show,' which will be shown at 9 p.m. Sundays on Channel 14.' … Last week a woman in the front row blurted out, 'But my husband has a warrant out for his arrest!' - then ran out of the club, closely followed by the man in a cowboy hat she'd been sitting next to. … 'I think they were from Molalla,' Osborne says. Say, isn't that ageist or something?

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