3/4/14 7:58 a.m. A thief smashed in a window of a car to take a gray tote bag containing 16 graded school papers on G Avenue.
3/5/14 3:37 p.m. A thief snuck into a trailer park on Bryant Road to steal two ladders and an aluminum plank. Loss was set at $1,200.
3/7/14 4:03 p.m. An unlocked vehicle on Ladd Street was robbed of purse with ID and credit cards, prescription sunglasses and a cellphone.
3/8/14 12:42 p.m. When a woman went to retrieve the purse she had left in a restaurant in Lake View Village she found that $90 was missing.
2/27/14 1:44 p.m. Plumbers were hindered by hostile dogs at their work site on McVey Avenue and Kilkenny Road.
2/27/14 2:50 p.m. Volunteers at Lake Oswego United Church of Christ are concerned about retaliation after putting up a banner advertising an event promoting tolerance for same-sex marriage.
2/27/14 3:13 p.m. A man was masturbating in a car while he followed a woman walking down Centerpointe Drive.
2/27/14 5:29 p.m. A man requested that fake photos showing him committing a sex act be taken off the Internet.
2/28/14 3 p.m. An unexpectedly horrible stink emanating from a bathroom caused to woman to suspect her downstairs neighbor of smelly practices.
2/28/14 5:34 p.m. Eight or nine teenage boys were seen clambering onto the roof of Lakeridge Junior High School.
3/1/14 9:16 a.m. A dog owner on Canyon Drive is allowing his two dogs to run loose and bother women walking their dogs.
3/1/14 9:39 a.m. A frustrated father said he is being driven crazy by his wifes nonstop jabbering and wants her out of the house so their son will calm down.
3/1/14 9:44 a.m. After leaving a downtown pub, a man decided to take a sponge bath in the fountain across the street.
3/1/14 10:45 a.m. Customers going through the McDonalds drive-thru on Boones Ferry Road were upset by a man throwing knives at a nearby tree.
3/1/14 12:10 p.m. A trailer full of trash has been sitting around for three days, and a neighbor fears that kids might push it downhill.
3/1/14 8:23 p.m. A drunken subject passed out and hit his head.
3/2/14 2:14 a.m. A cabbie is dismayed because two males got out of his cab without paying and are now miles away.
3/3/14 11:53 a.m. There is an ongoing problem with dogs running off the leash in the park on Bryant Road. Extra patrols have been requested.
3/3/14 12:23 p.m. Two Labs are always running loose on Quarry Road.
3/3/14 4:37 p.m. A dog sitter was distraught after the dog he was supposed to be watching bolted out a door and ran away.
3/3/14 6:59 p.m. When a woman employee answered a knock on the door, the man standing there said, Sorry, I like to knock on doors. He then left to knock on more doors.
3/4/14 12:40 p.m. A man smelling highly of booze walked into a doctors office and demanded to speak to him. Trespass orders were issued against both the imbiber and the woman who was with him. They said they had come to collect money.
3/4/14 3:35 p.m. A church is worried it may be breaking a city ordinance by firing off a five-gun salute in honor of a church member.
3/5/14 8:50 a.m. Motorists on State Street were swerving to get around a pile of debris.
3/5/14 10:12 a.m. After losing a set of keys, a man is asking for extra police patrols of his house.
3/5/14 1:04 p.m. A woman has kept a man locked out of his apartment for five days.
3/5/14 1:34 p.m. Some house painters with shaky ethics have been demanding payment for a job they walked away from before finishing.
3/5/14 3:42 p.m. The new owner of a restaurant space on North State Street became scared when the former owner of the space was seen sitting in a Cadillac and having a menacing look on his face. However, it turned out that it was actually a man waiting for a haircut.
3/6/14 8:41 a.m. Tire slashers cut two tires on a vehicle on Foothills Road.
3/6/14 9:12 a.m. A large tree is swaying in the wind near Westridge Elementary School, and there is concern it might topple down and hit a building or a schoolchild.
3/6/14 9:30 a.m. A father hopes that advice from police will help him deal with his 17-year-old son.
3/6/14 2:29 p.m. A woman claiming to be Michael Jacksons spiritual guide keeps coming into a bank, claiming she has an account. She is spooking bank employees, and her two cohorts standing outside are bugging them too.
3/6/14 3:27 p.m. When a resident of Spruce Street confronted a man trying to open her door, he claimed to be selling home improvements.
3/6/14 8:13 p.m. A husband fears his ex-wife will show up after she is released from prison. She has a history of drug abuse and mental problems.
3/6/14 10:51 p.m. An argument over the Amanda Knox case turned violent at a local bar.
3/7/14 2:18 p.m. A nosy neighbor keeps tampering with a womans mail on Deer Oak Drive.
3/7/14 4:49 p.m. A 16-year-old girl has not returned home from Lakeridge High School. She has dark blonde hair and blue eyes.
3/7/14 7:46 p.m. A kid on a skateboard was nearly run over by a customer backing out of a parking place in the garage on First Street.
3/8/14 3:25 a.m. Three people were warned about having too loud a party in a hot tub on Greenridge Drive.
3/8/14 7:25 a.m. Information is being sought about two chickens running loose on Ash Street.
3/8/14 10:44 p.m. A 15-year-old daughter has once again snuck out from her home and driven off in a car.
3/9/14 12:39 a.m. A roommate has flipped out and is now yelling at and pushing his roommate on Church Street. The police found they were having a dispute over money.
3/9/14 11:14 a.m. A domestic disturbance with a husband throwing a plate of food at his wife, grabbing her by the ears and throwing her down was reported. He then drove off in a European car.
3/9/14 10:30 a.m. A parent woke up during the night to find that a 14-year-old daughter was gone. The girl had prepared well for her excursion, taking a rain jacket, blue jeans, boots, sleeping bag, flashlight and Swiss Army knife.
3/9/14 10:59 a.m. There has been an ongoing problem with residents near Seventh Street smoking marijuana in their backyard.JW_DISQUS_ADD_A_COMMENT